Tipping Sacred Cows

All Your Ritual Bovine Are Belong To Us

Well crap. I’m sold.

hedgiwithapen:

lulabo:

heathyr:

the-average-gatsby:

Pride and Prejudice / Pacific Rim AU

inspired by [x]

POSSIBLY THE BEST CROSSOVER I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

BECAUSE ELIZABETH WOULD BE SO NOT INTO IT AND RELUCTANT TO TRY AND DRIFT WITH DARCY BECAUSE HE’S SUCH AN ASS HE’S SO HAUGHTY HE’S SUCH A FUCKING SNOB AND SHE HEARD HIM SAY THAT SHE’D BE AN INTOLERABLE DRIFT PARTNER SO FUCK HIM

BUT THEY SPARRED (DANCED OHMYGOD) AND THEY MOVED TOGETHER SO FLUIDLY AND SHE DID FEEL IT BUT SHE DOESN’T LIKE HIM!!! SHE CAN’T SHARE HER HEAD WITH A DUDE THAT MAKES HER SO FURIOUS

BUT HE TRAILS AFTER HER LIKE A FUCKIN PUPPY AND IS SUDDENLY ALL NICE AND TRIES TO DEFEND HIMSELF LIKE “I FIND IT HARD TO ATTEMPT LOOKING FOR DRIFT COMPATIBILITY IN OTHERS” AND ELIZABETH’S LIKE “WELL YOU SHOULD FUCKIN PRACTICE”

GIVE IT TO ME

#it is a truth universally acknowledge that a single man in possession of a good jaeger must be in want of a co-pilot #you were the last man in the world who i could ever be prevailed upon to drift with #and when she sees him in his element at pemberley she realizes how drift compatible they are #HE WAS EXACTLY THE MAN WHO IN DISPOSITION AND TALENTS WOULD MOST SUIT HER #as a co-pilot #His understanding and temper though unlike her own would have answered all her wishes #in terms of drift compatibility #It was a union that must have been to the advantage of both #while in the drift #by her ease and liveliness his mind might have been softened his manners improved #and from his judgement information and knowledge of the world she must have received benefit of greater importance #but then lady catherine is all YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO DRIFT WITH A DARCY #ARE THE SHADES OF OUR JAEGER TO BE THUS POLLUTED #and elizabeth’s all HE IS A RANGER I AM A RANGER’S DAUGHTER THUS FAR WE ARE EQUAL #and darcy’s all if your feelings about drifting with me are what they were last april tell me so at once #my thoughts and wishes have not changed #and lizzy’s all MY FEELINGS? #and then they become co-pilots #and makeout on a raft #ahahaha ahahahaha #you follow this blog #i’ll show myself out (via waltzingdead)

glorious

(Source: the-spooky-gatsby, via brightephemera)

kakapokitty:

corellianred:

kotorconfessions:

Confession: I sorta feel like an old man now that KOTOR is playable on mobile now

On the other hand, I feel like I live in *~the future~* cos I can play it on the tram on an impossibly thin computer the size of a sheet of paper so

Wow.

kakapokitty:

corellianred:

kotorconfessions:

Confession: I sorta feel like an old man now that KOTOR is playable on mobile now

On the other hand, I feel like I live in *~the future~* cos I can play it on the tram on an impossibly thin computer the size of a sheet of paper so

Wow.

(via kakaphoe)

On Writing: Hiding Magic

readingwithavengeance:

Hey there, paranormal and urban fantasy.  Why are you hiding?

No, really, why are you hiding?  I rarely see this question developed in any serious way, but I quite often see it get skipped over entirely.  I have, on many occasions, read books that merely said “I can’t tell anyone” and left the matter at that.

Too often the answer is one of mere genre convention.  The characters in this book can’t tell because the characters other books haven’t told, so that’s simply the standard. But it so rarely makes sense.

  • In the TMI books, why can’t the Shadowhunters come out of hiding?
  • In Amanda Hocking’s Lullaby series, why can’t Gemma tell her family she’s a mermaid?
  • In The Darkest Powers, why can Chloe not tell people she talks to ghosts?
  • In Percy Jackson, why do the gods stay in hiding?
  • In the Iron Fey, why are the fairies not frolicking around in front of everyone?

The most common excuse tends to be “no one would believe us,” but I would like to stand up right now and call bullshit.

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Ten questions to ask a friend who just read your novel

mordinwrites:

Found this article. Found it incredibly helpful. Be sure to go read the full story, but these are the ten questions the author (Lydia Netzer) covers in it:

(via fixyourwritinghabits)

schrodingerskat:

totalfilm:

 Star Wars: Episode VII cast announced 
The cast for Star Wars: Episode VII has finally been announced.  Not only that, but we have our first picture of the cast together…

JOHN BOYEGA BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

schrodingerskat:

totalfilm:

Star Wars: Episode VII cast announced

The cast for Star Wars: Episode VII has finally been announced.

Not only that, but we have our first picture of the cast together…

JOHN BOYEGA BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

(via mia-culpa)

coelasquid:

derples:

raisehelia:

cavebae:

estpolis:

mrdappersden:

They did it, they fucking did it.

holyfducjk

HISTORY

holy shit!

can someone explain this to me

Thirty years ago a legendary ET game came to fruition, so awful that as the tale told, all unsold copies of it were buried in a pit in New Mexico. A documentary film crew has just unearthed the stash, proving the legend true.

OMG Rofl! I remember this game! The badness…it’s like suddenly remembering you’re the victim of an alien abduction. AND ALL THAT THAT IMPLIES.

(via old-manrupee)

via BeFunky Photo Editor

jerryjamesstone:

http://cookingstoned.tv/blog/2014/02/food-that-magically-regrows-itself-from-kitchen-scraps/

Let’s face it, eating well is expensive… or it can be. Buying produce that is either organically (or biodynamically grown) is not cheap. But ingesting pesticide residue is anything but ideal.

Luckily, you can shave a few bucks off your grocery bill by growing a few of those staples from your diet. Best part, it is much easier than you think! You don’t need seeds or anything fancy. You can simply use kitchen scraps from your next meal. How great is that!

(via rawfoodnymph)

squallluis:

Just in case you missed this on twitter yesterday. Marvel and Star Wars are at it!

Squee!

(via mia-culpa)

“galagraphia: alyonam: galagraphia: Canon: Revan was a man who screwed Bastila and left her with a baby. Then he went to some evil place, and shit happened.
Headcanon: Revan was a badass lady, who went to some evil place, kicked the Ultimate Evil’s ass, then returned to her Carth and married him. The Exile didn’t marry Atton, but they lived in sin happily ever after. The End. <3 Yup. What Gala said.
Although I prefer the Malak x Fem!Revan thingie :p Damn, Malak was hot when he still had his jaw. I totally had a thing for him. It was so difficult to just stay there and watch him dying in the end. BioWare and their hot men… There is no KotOR game canon for Revan in my opinion. There is SW:EU canon, comics canon and SW:TOR canon, but the only way you can tear my female Revan away from me in KotOR is to go back in a time machine and make playing her impossible.
And I’d be there waiting to shank you, so don’t try it.”

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Tumblr of a Phoe: Why KotOR headcanon is better than canon.

I’d have your back and be right there with ya, kakapokitty . Canon can go jump in a lake

(via kakaphoe)